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solana · pump.fun · the paper-first launchpad
launch your coin on paper first. graduate for real.
make a paper coin, ride a pump.fun-style paper curve with paper SOL, and when the curve fills the wheels come off. paper SOL is a number with no value. everyone falls. paper doesn't bruise.
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a launchpad with a sandbox in front of it: make a paper coin, trade it on a pump.fun-style paper curve, and when it graduates, launch it for real from your own wallet.
your paper park lives in this browser; the shared park (rider accounts, trade everyone's paper coins) and launch for real are coming. paper SOL is a number in a database with no value. paper results do not predict real ones.
the curve math, what paper SOL is, and exactly what happens when "launch for real" ships.
the paper curve copies the pump.fun shape: a constant-product curve with virtual reserves. price = virtual SOL ÷ virtual tokens. buys add SOL and remove tokens, so each buy costs a little more than the last. 1,000,000,000 paper supply, 793.1M of it sold on the curve.
the local park uses a 1/10-size curve (graduates at 8.5 paper SOL instead of 85) so one day's allowance can ride a full curve. same shape, smaller hill. the shared park uses the full-size curve.
paper SOL is a number in a database (the park's, when you're logged in as a rider; your browser's localStorage in the local sandbox). it has no value, it is not a token, it cannot be withdrawn or converted, and nobody can send it to you. every rider gets topped up to 10 paper SOL a day.
paper results do not predict real ones. a curve that filled on paper says nothing about a real launch.
when a paper coin graduates you will get one button. it builds a standard pump.fun create transaction through PumpPortal's /api/trade-local endpoint and hands the unsigned transaction to your wallet. you see the full summary first: name, ticker, image, dev-buy amount in real SOL, and fees. your wallet signs. we never see keys and never hold SOL.
not affiliated with pump.fun, PumpPortal, Jupiter or Meteora.
paper coins that went real. the paper chart beside the real one. $WHEELS stays pinned first.
real DexScreener chart appears here once the CA exists.
open on DexScreenerentries for every paper coin that launches for real arrive with "launch for real". no entries are invented in the meantime.
wobble has launched 4,000 coins and every single one went to zero. on paper. he kept the training wheels on, kept launching, and treated every paper rug as a lesson.
one morning a curve filled. the wheels popped off, rolled across the park, and the coin was real. he hung the wheels on the wall. first trophy.
now he runs it. anyone can come in, launch a coin, crash it, launch another. when one finally fills the curve, wobble walks it to pump.fun himself. from your wallet, never his.
Phantom or Solflare. write the seed phrase on actual paper. never type it into a site.
send SOL from an exchange to your wallet address.
open the pump.fun coin page, paste the CA, pick an amount, confirm in your wallet.
holders get the key to create paper coins when the shared park opens. not financial advice.
no pair yet. the DexScreener chart loads here once $WHEELS is live.
open on DexScreener